Jeremy: You need to chill yourself!
Elena: Chill myself? Is that stoner talk? Dude, are so cool!
Remember our last decade dance? The vampires were all “rawr” and you were all “ahh”. And then we won.
Where is Mr.Concerned anyway? Tyler? You down there? No!
What’s the plan superman?
When’s the last time you had sex with a puppy?
I believe the term you’re looking for is OMG.
Elena: Will I be safe with you?
Elena: Do you promise not to do that mindcontrol thing on me?
Elena: Can I trust you.
Damon: Get in the car. C'mon.
Quotes of the Dhampir
This will be a blog made up almost completely of quotes (I’m counting this text post… so almost). And I’ll post them when I think of them.