Quotes of the Dhampir

Jeremy: You need to chill yourself!

Elena: Chill myself? Is that stoner talk? Dude, are so cool!

Remember our last decade dance? The vampires were all “rawr” and you were all “ahh”. And then we won.

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—	Damon Salvatore

Where is Mr.Concerned anyway? Tyler? You down there? No!

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—	Jeremy Gilbert

What’s the plan superman?

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—	Damon Salvatore

When’s the last time you had sex with a puppy?

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—	Jeremy Gilbert

I believe the term you’re looking for is OMG.

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Elijah

Elena: Will I be safe with you?
Damon: Yes.
Elena: Do you promise not to do that mindcontrol thing on me?
Damon: yes.
Elena: Can I trust you.
Damon: Get in the car. C'mon.

Quotes of the Dhampir

This will be a blog made up almost completely of quotes (I’m counting this text post… so almost). And I’ll post them when I think of them.