Quotes of the Dhampir
Jeremy: You need to chill yourself!
Elena: Chill myself? Is that stoner talk? Dude, are so cool!
Remember our last decade dance? The vampires were all “rawr” and you were all “ahh”. And then we won.
Damon Salvatore
Where is Mr.Concerned anyway? Tyler? You down there? No!
Jeremy Gilbert
What’s the plan superman?
Damon Salvatore
When’s the last time you had sex with a puppy?
Jeremy Gilbert
I believe the term you’re looking for is OMG.
Elijah
Elena: Will I be safe with you?
Damon: Yes.
Elena: Do you promise not to do that mindcontrol thing on me?
Damon: yes.
Elena: Can I trust you.
Damon: Get in the car. C'mon.
Quotes of the Dhampir

This will be a blog made up almost completely of quotes (I’m counting this text post… so almost). And I’ll post them when I think of them.